Guys the ink has finally dried and it is all of us guys that will bennefit. Amplifi Marketing now has your ticket to Thee Dollhouse..... and you will not believe the deal being offered!
We all know the feeling of waking up the next day and first looking in your pockets from the night before, hoping against hope to find a twenty or two.... NOTHING. Then opening the wallet and finding nothing but a folded up five and 3 crisp ones, sure you don't know why you are left with $8 maybe you were saving it for the taxi, or more likely a late night run for the border at Taco Bell!
At this point you are going back through the night thinking about the various places you spent money doing some quick math and thinking, "That wasn't too big of a night." Then you remember that stop which ended up being a lot longer than the 20 minutes your friend told you it would be. You curse the $8.00 ATM fee, smile when thinking about how YOU got the hottest girl in the club to give you a dance, and finally begin to wonder just how much money you spent there. $40? $80? Then you remember the bar tab was $80something which you picked up because two of your friends didn't want to hit the ATM and you were feeling like a rock star! GULP how much money did you shell out at that place..... lets not think about it and just get to work.
It's mid morning Friday morning, the coffee has kicked in and hangover is gone all good news.... Now it's time to face the music and log into your account..... $122.77, must have left a good tip. right below that you see the $68 ATM withdrawal. So $8, to get $60???? what the hell is that all about!!! $200......... and two thoughts come to mind. How the hell did I spend that much money in under two hours? And the guys definitly owe me a couple rounds this weekend!
We all know Gentlemans Clubs/Strip Clubs can be a great time but they can also be disproportionally expensive hour for hour when considering other options for the night. Then again we always have one hell of a time so depriving yourself of this time honored tradition is just plain mean. It is time to cut that bill in HALF! I'm not talking about skipping the lap dances (that would be unamerican, how else are these girls going to pay their college tuition) or being the jerk that doesn't know how to tip.
This Marketing company has come to me with a promotion wich gives the buyer $40 worth of club entry, services, and drinks for only $20. Right now these promotions are available for use at Thee Dollhouse here in Tampa as well as The Penthouse Club. I spoke to the President of Amplifi and he explained that the vouchers could be used Monday-Friday untill 10P.M, and that they didn't have any cash value outside the clubs. The promotion starts Thursday which is perfect as I plan on using the promotion Friday and postin my first club review of Thee Dollhouse this weekend!
After seeing the bills or "Dollhouse Dollars" as they are called I am impressed by the artwork and think these are a must for any Man's Man in Tampa. I am having a little bit of a problem now though because sometimes I try to put a number on the cash I plan on spending at a club and do my best to stay within that budget. Right now I am having trouble figuring out whether I should spend the same amount of money and have twice the fun, or save half the money....... For all my efforts to save money in this tough economy and as much as I tell mysef I should save money, I think it is a safe bet I'll be looking for twins Friday!
Ohh ya if anyone wants these halfprice dollhouse dollars call 813-402-6912. Or email tampaclubs4half@hotmail.com
-VINCE
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